STOLEN FROM MY GOOD FRIEND
BECAUSE IM FUGGING BORED


1. Soul Varity
2. Zephyr
3. Meth
4. Lox
5. Lanx
6. Garnet
7. Vendetta
8. Tyrany
9. Tores
10. Lang-ni

1) Number three [Meth] has become a Goth how do ten [Lang-ni] and six [Garnet] bring this about?
Garnet would state the obvious that Meth already is a Goth,Lang-ni....She is unpredictable...

2) Number one [Soul] has fallen in love with the new Mary-Sue exchange student! What does he/she like about the Mary-Sue and what does he or she have to do to woo Mary-Sue?
Soul likes a womans body,more importantly her inner flesh.Soul would most likely kill all of said persons ennimies and mount their heads on said persons porch,and Soul would use their intestines as guitar strings.

3) Eight [Tyrany] has just walked in on two [Zephyr] and five [Lanx] having sex. What is there explanation to eight and how does eight react?
"I thought you were a lesbian Zephyr..."

4) What TV show do nine [Tores] and five [Lanx] watch together and what is their reaction to the show?
They'd probly watch Animal Planet,Tores likes to watch animal sex for some weird reason....

5) You want write a song fic about seven’s [Vendetta] past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?
A song about being casted away from your own family and giving in to drugs and violance,probly Ima Monster by BOTDF.Her plot is the lonely girl everyone thought was a boy for the first 10 years of her life,then came sexy ti-er pupirty....

6) Four [Lanx] and eight [Tyrany] team up to learn ten’s [Lang-ni] darkest secret. How do they do it and what is the secret that they learn?
through many useless tactical manuvers and they learn Lang-ni is a shadow dragon....and a girl oAO

7) One [Soul] and seven [Vendetta] must spend a weekend vacation together. Where do they go? What do they do?
They go to italy;Soul goes and kills a shitload of people,Vendetta turns the watter under the gondolas to blood.Instead of fish there are floating limbs and its Italy gone SAW >A>

8) Six [Garnet] has gotten drunk. What does he or she do to two [Zephyr]?
"Hu.....whats fucking hot whore?Why(hic)Don't you play with Garny to night?"then he sexualy harasses her and you get the rest >A>

9) When eight [Tyrany] goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?
OY...SHE BE PLACED IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS WITH SNAKEBITCH!OAO

10) Two [Zephyr] must save nine[Tores] during the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? And how does he/she do it?
Tores: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!
Zephyr: WHY!?
Tores:ZOMBIES DIE WHEN THEY SEE UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS!!
ZephyrASTARD!-kills Tores-

11) What is the “canon” evidence that three [Meth] and four [Lox] are in a relationship?
.....LOX IS INCEST BITCH

12) Six [Garnet], five [Lanx], and one [Soul] form a band. What music do they play and who plays which instrument?
TOTAL RAVE STEREO AND SCREMO-ROCK....like BOTDF and Jack Off Jill....=3=
Soul plays lead,Lanx is bass,Garnet is drums and Soul sings.

13) Two [Zephyr] and three [Meth] star in a fic called “The Tears We Cry” what is the fic’s summary?
HOLYFUCKTOMUCHSUJESTIVEMATERIAL....HOTFUXBITCHSLAPS OAO

14) How does seven [Vendetta] kill nine [Tores] and why?
She kills him with her epic shadowbeastyness....and bleh...

15) What is five’s [Lanx] animal familiar?
Liger.....cause its not real.....

16) Four [Lox] and one [Soul] get into a cat fight, why? And who wins?
They fight because Soul tries somthing......and yeah...SOUL WINS CUZ SOUL IS SOUL BD

17) How do seven [Vendetta] and ten [Lang-ni] hook up for a one night stand?
-backround screaming-oh...i wasnt paying attention...watching shadow/dragon funtimez...

18) In a high-school angst fic what drug does four [lox] get addicted to? And how does six [Garnet] get nine [Tores] pregnant? (It cannot be switched.)
rehtoricalquestionkaytnxbai.......EW.......LOX IS A DUDE,TORES IS A DUDE....NO KIDDIES MAN!!

19) Eight [Tyrany] and three [Meth] are in a decidedly awkward situation. What is the situation? How did they get into it and how do they get out of it?
Meth.....o__O.......You dont want to see how she does things......Tyrany just strips for the enimies....causing meth to die from a nosebleed...

20) Ten [Lang-ni] has become a vampire. What is his or her reaction? What does he or she do?
Vampire Dragon Demon....oAo
"WHAT THE FU-GREAT IM A SPARKLEWHORE!"







All of my OCS reflect a bit of my personality......LOOK HOW STRANGE AND DISGUSTING I AM....=A=


w/e I love being weird,Id rather be a fag than a Nag....

KTNX LOVE YOU GUYS BUHBYE

HATURZ MAKE ME FAMMOUS

~Soul Varity